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Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III
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The game that killed all future dawn of war titles. If you're wondering why you haven't heard about an annoucement of DOW 4, this game is why. Blame these devs, blame this title. There will be no funding for anything within the next 5 to 6 years as a result of the dumpster fire that is this abortion of video gaming. Shame on you Feral and Relic for inflicting this on the community. All you had to do was not F*** it up and we would have another generation enjoying dawn of war, instead, its a joke about how wealthy experienced developers can still manage to screw up a game with a well established formula.

If you get a chance to do this again, and god forbid they let you do it, here's the secret. Instead of whatever smooth brain ideas you have, just take DOW 1, upgrade the graphics, call it "Dawn of War Remastered" and release that instead.
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Knight 31 Dec, 2020 @ 9:34pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘