Shadow Quotes
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. ...
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. ...
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. ...
We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think.

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

When darkness causes you to mope, remind yourself that there is always hope. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” - Martin Luther King, Jr. "Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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When I was a freshman in college, I would routinely leave my Philosophy class, get a snack from the basement floors vending machine, roam around the building while I ate it and finally I'd head back to class.

About half way through the semester, each time I would go get a snack from the machine, it would always have a large amount of change left over from a prior transaction inside of the coin return slot.

This happened for about two weeks straight, to the point that I often could just bring a quarter or two, yet walk away from the vending machine with a substantially higher priced item.

I remember that I went back, and for the first time in a while found no loose change - the next day, the machine was gone and it was never replaced.

• A former friend and I had smoked a large amount of marijuana one night and decided, as I'm sure that a lot of us do (when we're stoned) - to drive over to Taco Bell for some late night grub.

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