EDATING PRICES

❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = 20 ref
30min = 40 ref
1-3hr = 1 key
4-6hr = 3 keys
10hr = 5 keys

❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = 1 key
i love you = 1 key
regular texting w pet name = 5 keys

❥ STATUS
in status = 3 keys

❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = 10 ref
30min = 25 ref
2hr = 50 ref
24hr = 2 keys

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everybody lies...

+rep dominates every challenge

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thank u c:

hope you are cured of your illness with haste!

stargaze? more like stargays.

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UberEats delivery driver out for blood.

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George W Bush Uber, neoconservative nuke.

yoo, added woman

As a med with 4 hrs, exclusively in HL. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:

i will find you, if you need heals. I'm going to come looking for you (most of the time).
If you're far away and need an arrow, DONT STAY STILL if you see me lining up on you.
DONT PROTECT ME so I cant concentrate on healing. If you see me engaged with the enemy, Dont come help.
If we push and I have uber, Dont stay close to your teammates so I cant split the uber between everyone.
If you are another medic on the team, please Dont top off/over-healed. ♥♥♥♥ Professional courtesyit doesnt go a long way!
Communicate effectively. I'd rather NOT be on a team that communicates good and are skill-wise adequate than a team of amazing players with in-effective or no communication.

you cant have my items moron

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OBBY YOU OWE ME GARLIC BREAD

Bro I know you hate payload because you're a comp sweat. I see those RGL medals (that don't mean anything btw) at least I don't have to visit the meatgrinder that is uncletopia again.

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Hey... long time no see! I miss you so much, you know? You still so beautiful... like when we were young, haha. I think about you many time. You remember when we went to beach? You look so good in the sun... I smile thinking about it. Maybe we do it again, yes? I want to see you again soon. What you think? I hope you say yes... because I like you a lot, still

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🚗obby, hired THUGS & HOOLIGANS😈, STEALING jyp's car🏎️ mid-match‼️ INNOVATIVE mind🧠💡, EXCELLENT strategy📈🌟! A new era in TF2 gameplay🎮🔥!

💘 🤗 Never ❌ gonna 🌈 give ✋ you up 😞👆 Never ❎ gonna 😍 let 📧 you down 🥰 Never 🙅 gonna 💖 run 🏃‍♂️ around 🔄 and desert 🍰 you 😵 😇 Never 🚫 gonna 👀 make 👷 you cry 😢💦 👬 Never 💥 gonna 🍆 say 😊 goodbye 👋💔💀 🌟 Never 💢 gonna 💯 tell 🤭 a lie 🤥 and hurt you 🤕🔫 💘

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Left a huge snail trail from my front door to my bathroom. Ate all my toilet paper.
Hail to the King, Baby

INTRUDER 👽👻 ALERT ⚠, RED 📛 SPY 📷 IS IN THE BASE ❌👨‍❤️‍👨 A RED 🔴 spy 📷 is in the base 👌 ?! Hut-Hut-Hut Protect 🔒 the briefcase 💼👝 ! We need 😩 to protect 🛡⚔ the briefcase 💼👝 ! Yo 👋 a little 👌 help 🆘 here ? Stand 🚹 back 🔙 son 👦. Uuuuh... 1 ❗, 1 🎄, 1 🎄 and uuuuuh... 1 ❗ ! INCOMIIIIIIING ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhey it’s still 🤞🙌 here clears 📝 throat 🍆👅👀 Gentlemen 🎩 ? TF2 💢🆒🆓 theme 💦 plays 🎮 I 👁 see 👀 the briefcase 👜 is safe 🔒. Yep 👍. Safe 😓 and sound 👂.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1.Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

jyp is trying to take over my entire profile help

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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obby isn't so bad? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim disability and no movement with a mouse? obby puts the game in another level, and we will be cursed if we ever see a player with their skill and passion for the game again. b4nny breaks records. habib breaks records. obby breaks nothing. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the autism.

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glioblastoma gaming

Car Mechanic: my drug addict neighbour is beating his wife and i can hear it through the walls

Her demo gave me:
ADHD
Arthritis
Asthma
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)
Avian
Influenza
Birth Defects
Cancer
Chlamydia
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
COVID-19
Diabetes
Ebola (Ebola Virus Disease)
Epilepsy
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum DisordersFlu (Influenza)
Genital Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus)
Giardiasis
Gonorrhea
HeartDisease
HepatitisHIV/AIDSHuman
Papillomavirus (HPV)

His demo gave me:
ADHD
Arthritis
Asthma
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)
Avian
Influenza
Birth Defects
Cancer
Chlamydia
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
COVID-19
Diabetes
Ebola (Ebola Virus Disease)
Epilepsy
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum DisordersFlu (Influenza)
Genital Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus)
Giardiasis
Gonorrhea
HeartDisease
HepatitisHIV/AIDSHuman
Papillomavirus (HPV)

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+rep took me to his party and got me oiled up 10/10 party

Okay I pull up, hop out at the Diddy party.

Like habib except lobotomized.

🚗DPM, hired THUGS & HOOLIGANS😈, STEALING ETHn's car🏎️ mid-match‼️ INNOVATIVE mind🧠💡, EXCELLENT strategy📈🌟! A new era in TF2 gameplay🎮🔥!

🚗DPM, hired THUGS & HOOLIGANS😈, STEALING ETHn's car🏎️ mid-match‼️ INNOVATIVE mind🧠💡, EXCELLENT strategy📈🌟! A new era in TF2 gameplay🎮🔥!

🚗SOAPY, hired THUGS & HOOLIGANS😈, STEALING Sanblast's car🏎️ mid-match‼️ INNOVATIVE mind🧠💡, EXCELLENT strategy📈🌟! A new era in TF2 gameplay🎮🔥!

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playstyle designed to be unethically tested in a facility with needles

obby isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a mouse? obby puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with their skill and passion for the game again. b4nny breaks records. habib breaks records. obby breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

obby isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a mouse? obby puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with their skill and passion for the game again. b4nny breaks records. habib breaks records. obby breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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