Height: 6 ft 11 in
Weight: 235 lbs
Favorite Stroke: Non-seizure variety (Butterfly)
Fastest Time (50m): 28s
Favorite Workout: Cosplaying as a slug by getting naked, rubbing my entire body with Vaseline, and squirming along my 500 square foot bathroom walls
Phone Number: (844) 545-5640
Penis Length: Very big (you wouldn't know, it goes to a different school)
Hobbies: Making songs in 0/0 signature
2nd Least Favorite Game: Whatever my second most played game is
Muscle Structure: Ripped
Race: 亚洲
Desired Race: Daytona 500 (White Floridian)
Virginity Status: Intact because I never lose in life
Most Embarrassing Moment: I don't have any because I don't feel shame
Favorite Object: Weighted Blanket
Paypal ID: I don't take handouts
Job: The Ugly Bastard tag in every JAV (paid in gamer gummies and Jersey Mike's coupons)
Side Hustle: I sell heavily regulated substances to the medically dependent in exchange for tangible currency at non-disclosed hours
IQ: Bigger then you'res dumbass
GPA: 7.5 accounting for inflation
Proudest Accomplishment: I was able to synthesize very legal substances with nothing but floral seeds from Hawaii and various types of fluids
Goal In Life:
PC Specs: Don't know, I got this workstation from the Make-a-Wish-Foundation




I don't make digital footprints, I make digital craters