the drink
Dick Richards   United States
 
 
sourced from the oriental lands of Flint, Michigan


Currently Offline
about me
Height: 6 ft 11 in
Weight: 235 lbs
Favorite Stroke: Non-seizure variety (Butterfly)
Fastest Time (50m): 28s
Favorite Workout: Cosplaying as a slug by getting naked, rubbing my entire body with Vaseline, and squirming along my 500 square foot bathroom walls
Phone Number: (844) 545-5640
Penis Length: Very big (you wouldn't know, it goes to a different school)
Hobbies: Making songs in 0/0 signature
2nd Least Favorite Game: Whatever my second most played game is
Muscle Structure: Ripped
Race: 亚洲
Desired Race: Daytona 500 (White Floridian)
Virginity Status: Intact because I never lose in life
Most Embarrassing Moment: I don't have any because I don't feel shame
Favorite Object: Weighted Blanket
Paypal ID: I don't take handouts
Job: The Ugly Bastard tag in every JAV (paid in gamer gummies and Jersey Mike's coupons)
Side Hustle: I sell heavily regulated substances to the medically dependent in exchange for tangible currency at non-disclosed hours
IQ: Bigger then you'res dumbass
GPA: 7.5 accounting for inflation
Proudest Accomplishment: I was able to synthesize very legal substances with nothing but floral seeds from Hawaii and various types of fluids
Goal In Life:
PC Specs: Don't know, I got this workstation from the Make-a-Wish-Foundation




I don't make digital footprints, I make digital craters
Hewl 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09am 
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆
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AvalancheBH 4 Jun, 2021 @ 8:01am 
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the drink 16 Feb, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
FOR A GREAT TIME, CALL ME AT 1-800 SUCK ME DRY
Sonic 16 Feb, 2018 @ 2:30pm 
SEND NUDES BB, ILY, HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S DAY
[.59] Faust 'Y2K' 7 Oct, 2017 @ 12:43pm 
Hey, i have the card you need. Check the trade. :happymeat:
CAPTAIN AHAB 14 Oct, 2016 @ 7:02am 
BEEERRRR