Recent reviews by Asher

I LOVE FEMBOYS!!!! I reccomend this game, it makes me want to eat burnt taquitos. I think all of my friends should play this game. MArcos, Nico, Allan, Carson, Shane, GAreth, MAtthew, general develepor, max, tyler, and Kenny should all play this game!!!! HOrray! Also buy oatmeal so you can eat it it's really tasty.

Plenty of fish outside!

I would prefer a sequel to this game called orc massacre where it's the same game but instead you rip the girls limb from limb and feast upon their bowels. If any devs see this review then I'd love to enjoy playing that as a spin off! Thank you very much!

So I admit I was busy wankin' off to this game as you do when SUDDENLY I felt an excruciating pain in my balls, after a moment I realized I had testicular torsion so naturally I freaked the ♥♥♥♥ out. I hadn't used the bathroom in a while so me feeling this pain combined with the fact that I knew I was about to become sterile I started pissin and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere, it was a mess. There was piss flyin out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ completely soaking my power supply causing my computer to short out while on the other end my chair was getting absolutely blasted with doodoo fart. Even the spider in the corner of my room got hit with it and obviously didn't live to tell the tale to all his spider homies. After utterly obliterating my room with piss and ♥♥♥♥ I came, I came so hard the my testicular torsion said "You know what? Im going back to normal." and because of that my gonads were saved by piss and ♥♥♥♥. Anyways I give this game a 0 out of 2

Very good, and very relaxing. I like playing it whenever I get too stressed with other games. :))