Recent reviews by RainbowUnicorn

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Game is super buggy, also just a generic cross between Darkest Dungeon and Slay The Spire 6/10, worth keeping until it's released. At least I hope it's still in early access, if this is the final game then 0/10 would not recommend.

gud game buy it

Crap. The UI is so dumb, doesn't give you enough control or options. It's like it was built by someone who makes phone games. The game would be better if it didn't have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UI system. SAD THEY DIDN'T SEND THEIR BEST. MAKE GAME GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!

Doesn't explain anything. Gives cut scenes with grandiose verbage and "Oooh Ahhh" glamour. Doesn't explain a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing about how combat works, doesn't show what the icons mean. It literally doesn't tell you anything. At this point I'm probably already going to ask for a refund. This is dumb. It's 2021, how are we supposed to enjoy a game if you won't even explain the basic mechanics?

Tries too hard to be good. Fails miserably. SAD.

Buggy as hell, the controls are poorly designed. The game is extremely repetitive. I tried so hard to like it because I love Star Wars and honestly it's crap. Probably gonna ask for my money back.

Replaying this and it doesn't have the same charm it did when I was younger. It's repeatative, stale and they beat the crap out of one concept for a level over and over and over; until you just get bored. It's like if I wanted to play Mario I'd go play that for the poor repetition that just loses its fun.
The atmosphere and story are there, so that's the one redeeming factor. Otherwise its just poor level design etc. Like "How many hours can you spend on a propeller boat? Too many? How about 4x too many!??? :D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Then you take into expectations from today's genre of games, where there is more too do. Like if x Damage = x Damage, then you can do YZ 123 by applying this same mechanism. Instead of: "I see you were trying to 123 in the xyz, nope sorry you gotta z in the z, x in the y and 1 in the 1. Like who does that today? I understand there were substantial limitations back then, but it just didn't age well in my opinion.
IT'S VERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LINEAR TOO. Seriously.... people complain about Fallout 4 being Linear; "Oh you sweet Summer's Child... you haven't experience Half Life or HL2 have you?"
I enjoyed the crap out of Half Life 1 because it didn't try to do too much, or go outside of the what one would expect. If you wanna solve a problem this way then go right ahead.

I don't know who is rating this so highly. The game is buggy, isn't well fleshed out and can be downright annoying sometimes. I can only assume the people liking this game are kids with blinders on who think "Oh wow! I played a game I watched Markimoo play on Youtubez zomg so kewl!"
The idea of this game is cool, and maybe someday it will be a good game. If you can buy this on sale I'd recommend doing so, just to see what the end product is like. Otherwise I can't recommend this as an actually "good" game.

Doesn't work. Everything else works fine, but for some reason the sound doesn't work for me. Super disappointing.