Dear Xep. You used to be the glue of our squad, promising to play every night. But then you got married and vanished, always "busy with the wife" or "moving up in life." Now we’re stuck waiting in chat while you’re off on Beach trips and clubbing like Mr Worldwide. Where’s the Xep who stayed up till 3 a.m., shouting at the screen? Gone. Just like your commitment to the squad. Maybe one day, when you're done "adulting," you’ll log in again. Until then, YAWA YOUJ. GG.

Dear Xep. You used to be the glue of our squad, promising to play every night. But then you got married and vanished, always "busy with the wife" or "moving up in life." Now we’re stuck waiting in chat while you’re off on Beach trips and clubbing like Mr Worldwide. Where’s the Xep who stayed up till 3 a.m., shouting at the screen? Gone. Just like your commitment to the squad. Maybe one day, when you're done "adulting," you’ll log in again. Until then, YAWA YOUJ. GG.

Dear Xep. You used to be the glue of our squad, promising to play every night. But then you got married and vanished, always "busy with the wife" or "moving up in life." Now we’re stuck waiting in chat while you’re off on Beach trips and clubbing like Mr Worldwide. Where’s the Xep who stayed up till 3 a.m., shouting at the screen? Gone. Just like your commitment to the squad. Maybe one day, when you're done "adulting," you’ll log in again. Until then, YAWA YOUJ. GG.

Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hi bowl of xep,

I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”

is lina ur boyfriend?