Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.