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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 10h10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h15

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h57

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 5h43

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 10h15

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 13 oct. 2017 à 12h33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 2 nov. 2017 à 14h42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 9h34

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 8h19

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 7 nov. 2017 à 7h52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 8 nov. 2017 à 10h34

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 16 avr. 2020 à 14h46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 14h32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 5h14

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Débloqué le 16 avr. 2020 à 14h33

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 7h27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Débloqué le 16 avr. 2020 à 14h10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Débloqué le 16 avr. 2020 à 14h20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 2 nov. 2017 à 14h28

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 10h17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 16 avr. 2020 à 12h50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 9h10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 16h07

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 13h55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 13 oct. 2017 à 13h39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 8h54

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 15h55

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 9h03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 6h49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 27 nov. 2017 à 12h35

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2020 à 3h32

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 20h28

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 20h28

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Débloqué le 10 mars 2021 à 1h55

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Débloqué le 10 mars 2021 à 1h55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 13h58

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 7h46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 9h25

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 13 oct. 2017 à 9h00

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 13h24

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 15h48

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 9h26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h24

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 14h17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 13h03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h22

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h06

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 9h18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 18 aout 2017 à 13h04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 2 nov. 2017 à 13h59

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 15h41

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Débloqué le 17 oct. 2018 à 8h16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 7h54

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 11h05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 14h34

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Débloqué le 17 avr. 2020 à 9h05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 13 oct. 2017 à 13h40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 16h20

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Débloqué le 22 avr. 2020 à 15h06

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Débloqué le 11 oct. 2017 à 16h21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 8 nov. 2017 à 10h35

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 15h33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2021 à 13h49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 4h51

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 11h01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 13h35

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Débloqué le 13 mars 2021 à 10h04

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Débloqué le 13 mars 2021 à 10h04

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Débloqué le 13 mars 2021 à 10h04

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 11h39

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 15h16

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Débloqué le 28 oct. 2020 à 11h05

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2021 à 14h34

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2021 à 14h49

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 8h40

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 5h17

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Débloqué le 28 oct. 2020 à 11h41

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 15h58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Débloqué le 25 oct. 2020 à 13h47

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Débloqué le 4 mars 2021 à 3h36

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 6 nov. 2017 à 8h22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 13 oct. 2017 à 8h22