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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 10.10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.15

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.57

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 5.43

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 10.15

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 13.10.2017 klo 12.33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 2.11.2017 klo 14.42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 4.11.2017 klo 9.34

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 8.19

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 7.11.2017 klo 7.52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 8.11.2017 klo 10.34

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 14.46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 3.11.2017 klo 14.32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 5.14

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 14.33

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 4.11.2017 klo 7.27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 14.10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 14.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 2.11.2017 klo 14.28

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 10.17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 16.4.2020 klo 12.50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 4.11.2017 klo 9.10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 16.07

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 13.55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 13.10.2017 klo 13.39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 8.54

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 15.55

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 4.11.2017 klo 9.03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 6.49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 27.11.2017 klo 12.35

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 23.4.2020 klo 3.32

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 20.28

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 20.28

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 10.3.2021 klo 1.55

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 10.3.2021 klo 1.55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 13.58

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 7.46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 4.11.2017 klo 9.25

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 13.10.2017 klo 9.00

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 13.24

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 15.48

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 9.26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.24

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 14.17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 13.03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.22

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.06

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 9.18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 13.04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 2.11.2017 klo 13.59

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 3.11.2017 klo 15.41

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 7.54

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 11.05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 14.34

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.4.2020 klo 9.05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 13.10.2017 klo 13.40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 16.20

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 22.4.2020 klo 15.06

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 11.10.2017 klo 16.21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 8.11.2017 klo 10.35

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 15.33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 2.3.2021 klo 13.49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 4.51

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 11.01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 13.35

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 13.3.2021 klo 10.04

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 13.3.2021 klo 10.04

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 13.3.2021 klo 10.04

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 11.39

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 15.16

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 28.10.2020 klo 11.05

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 2.3.2021 klo 14.34

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 2.3.2021 klo 14.49

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 8.40

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 5.17

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 28.10.2020 klo 11.41

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 15.58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 25.10.2020 klo 13.47

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 4.3.2021 klo 3.36

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 6.11.2017 klo 8.22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 13.10.2017 klo 8.22