Recent reviews by Slaye teh Headpat Princess 💜

This game is such a gem, if it didn't release the same year as Metroid Dread it'd have gotten GOTY. Play this as blind as possible.

It's a better version of Monopoly Jr. That's about all I can say for it. XD It's got a very pretty board and some neat mechanics though.

An absolute classic, while it doesn't have Anna in it, this game is very worth the asking price. (Honestly I feel like it'd even be worth $10, but the original version wasn't so it'd kind of be weird to pay money for a game that was originally 100% free unless you just wanna support the developer.) It's very much a game from Newgrounds, but that kind of works in its favor since it gives it a unique flavor for an RPG on steam, so long as you know what you're getting into. 9/10 for sure, and one of the best free games to exist.

On my first 2 playthroughs I ended up staying home with a ghost sheet over my head, reflecting over my life decisions and as to why I desperetly need therapy and spending all my time at the library, earning cash, and spending lunch with goofy side characters only to get rejected by my closest friend, after frying my brains out from cocaine, and my own kinky experiances (-11 smarts, oddly enough).

In short 10/10. Suuuuuuuuper relatable.

P.S.:I need more people to lose against. I've already lost twice to myself. Don't ask how that's possible. It just is.

Mickey Mouse Hands, groping, waterguns, jetpacks, cards that turn into superpowers, wet body parts, convinient sunbeams, a weird hat that eats things, that weird guy that reads the news so close to the screen that I can kiss him, DLC characters from other games, including the neps (Mostly reused voice lines, can't be lewded as far as I know, and when I tried versusing someone with the DLC, the game crashed. I don't know if it's an honest glitch yet or if Neptune went backstage and killed my fighter before we even fought DDLC style or what.) and of course that sweet sweet plot. (I prefer justice myself, but to each thier own.) if any of the following sounds great, you'll love this game!

11/7 Would spray a suspicious arc of water over a crying girl again.

It's just you, your heart, your heart's heart, your heart's love bullets (Definetly a medical condition.), some "gifts", and an odd currency system against the lonely and distressed monsters of the world!!!

Okay, maybe I should start at the begining, there's a naked girl who's getting bullied by monsters, until she realises that HER HEART CAN SHOOT FREAKING BULLETS?!? You know what, the story of this game is weird, and that's okay. I really suck at shoot em ups, especially sideways ones (For some reason I do better at top down ones) and I gotta say, this game is tricky. XD I got to level 7, which I thought was pretty good, but then I died to an earlier boss shooting something behind me using a move it had before backwards. I feel kinda like an idiot for being all the way at the left side of the screen, but that was the only move I ran into like that.

You have your typical bullet hell moves Up, down, left, right, a panic attack that does an aoe effect around you for a few seconds but has limited ammo (really limited),and a slow down button. Adding onto the mix is a CHARGE BUTTON SENT BY THE GODS!!!!! (Serriously though, the charge shot button is reahlly good.) and a health bar instead of lives.

There's quite a many different bosses, though you run into Dark Ma- I mean Veyeral the most often. I ran into 4 different versions of him, and lemme say, Veyeral is just irratating I mean JUST LEMME LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!! (Or you know, shoot you until you explode. Same difference really, I guess.) Every time you kill a Vey-Boss, you get a "gift" from them. (Is it really a gift, or is it just looting?) There are also 6 different types of Tetrids that you get from shooting different types of bosses with your bullets of love. You use these to radiate cards so that you can get X-RAY VISION!!!!!!! Near that 1 card. Also radiating a card makes it selectable in quickplay. Oh yeah, I forgot, this game has 2 modes. Veyeral mode and Choose your own Veyeral mode. (Is that too many Veyeral jokes? Sorry, guess it's Flhoo Season.) In Story mode, you go
along a chosen path of bosses, carrying the same equipment to each fight (No end-of-level-heals here!!!) until you die from depression. Rinse and repeat. Quickplay mode is what is sounds like. It's Quick. Naw, you select irradiated bosses to love all over again.

Veyeral/10. A little repetative, but makes for a pretty neat shoot em up in short bursts. I think I'll do that right now.

(Bosses at harder levels have more advanced moves as well, though I was too busy sucking to really tell which attacks were really tougher.)

Why........ This game just shows that steam greenlight's a joke. I tried, but I couldn't even last 10 minutes playing it! I mean, there's a constant dubstep going on in the background, which just causes a headache if you play it for longer then a few minutes. Not to mention the mist, and of course, the lag. I know that you can turn all of these options off, but the fact is, even when you take all of these annoyances out, you're still not left with a very interesting game. At least not one worth any money. I've played free games on websites like Kongregate that are better then this $5 game. And now it's in my library forever. I hate you for giving me this game code Moon. (Just kidding, you know I still love ya. :3)

The most interesting idea for a game I've seen in a while. It's basically a bullet hell with cute animal girls with 3 diffrent types of progression. Grinding, which gives you energy (Which you need a lot of) and levels up your attacks, exploration, which gives you upgrades for HP, types of attacks, that sort of thing, like Super Metroid, and badges, like in Paper Mario (One of the first 2.), and boss battles, for story progress.

TL;DR Version: Super Metroid x Paper Mario x QP Shooting (Or whatever shmup you play.) is a good. 11/10. Yup, I just did that. Just like the game does.
STL;DR Version: I liked it. A lot.

P.S.: Sequence breaking is fun.
Edit: Ok, grinding doesn't increase your attacks after a bit of playing, but you still need to do it for energy and yummy cake.

What happened Yesterday:
Decided to play 100% Orange Juice with a friend.
Noticed file got stolen by Marie Popo.
Curse the name of Marie Popo.
Spend 20 minutes making a new file. (It's litterally 2 steps I just couldn't decide a name.)
Notice I have QP Dangerous.....
1st Round: QP (Dangerous: Thanks External DLC from QP Shooting!), Suguri (Bonne), Sherry (CPU), And Nanako (CPU)
Highlight: Trying to kill Sherry at the end, Got a perfect 8 attack, and she got a perfect 9 dodge.
2nd Round: QP (Dangerous), Suguri, 2 other people I don't care about.
Highlight: Discussing whether we were fighting supersoldiers. And the Double Marie Popo teleport.
3rd Round: QP (Dangerous), Suguri, Sweet Breaker, Ayuki
Highlight: Forming a 3 turn truce with my friend just to get killed by her later.
10/10 Would get 4th place all 3 times again. (At Least Im 5th level now.)
Update: I nominated this game for "Best use of a farm animal award."

The only game I have bought a second copy of just for a friend so that I had an excuse to play this game more often. I have likely played 100 more hours then it says on here because I played it on xbox 1st, but that STILL pales in comparison to what many have played on this game. Buy this game on sale or not, I don't care. But I will say this, Buy the Game of the year edition/ season pass. Yes, it doesn't include all of the DLC, but it adds the important parts. You are making a BIG mistake if you don't buy it. It adds 2 new charecters, the mechronancer and the psycho. It adds 4 DLCS, 2 that I like, 1 that I love (Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep) and one that I dislike (Hammerlock's Big Game hunt). I love this game, I really do. (Wait, I didn't talk about the game at all, it's an FPS with RPG mechanics, and it has a gun that shoots swords that explode into 3 smaller swords that also explode. Mic Drop.)