I started as a little two-page local paper covering local sports and now I'm a five-page Grey Lady of the City doing in-depth expert reporting on national finance and social change, with a very elegant entertainment page where my erudite reviewers write deep dives on the latest Hemingway novel or Broadway show. It's all extremely civilized.
But in my heart I wish I could still publish stuff like HELL CELLAR KILLERS BUTCHER FAMILY or BRIDGE COLLAPSE SLAUGHTER HORROR without making the pearls and monocles pop out of my expensive readership. Maybe next time around, pal.

I started as a little two-page local paper covering local sports and now I'm a five-page Grey Lady of the City doing in-depth expert reporting on national finance and social change, with a very elegant entertainment page where my erudite reviewers write deep dives on the latest Hemingway novel or Broadway show. It's all extremely civilized. But in my heart I wish I could still publish stuff like HELL CELLAR KILLERS BUTCHER FAMILY or BRIDGE COLLAPSE SLAUGHTER HORROR without making the pearls and monocles pop out of my expensive readership. Maybe next time around, pal.