Mission Log #4029
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Lt. Snatcher
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Wind has got to be my LEAST favorite climate condition. I absolutely HATE it. I don't care how beneficial a shift in the atmosphere "sustains life" and "allows us to exist", it's ridiculous!

Jarvis, place him in a completely spherical, sound reflective chamber.

Make sure to rotate the sphere slightly, at random intervals.
Polish the inside to create infinite sound reverberation.
Make sure the chamber is equipped with an atmospheric control system that subtly fluctuates air pressure in random intervals.
Every few hours spray a thin mist of cold water into the chamber.
Constantly fluctuate the lights inside.
Randomly play recorded voices inside the sphere as well.

Jarvis, kidnap that family of 4 and place them into The Sphere.

Jarvis, clean up in aisle my pants.

I cast fireball. You take... oh.

Uh, ok, yeah, alright,

so i was walkin down the street,
hand on my meat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop and stare at me like a freak (im a freak),
held my head up high, right above my thigh, then i wacked that ♥♥♥♥ till I let out a cry.
Pulled up to the crib, put on my bib, set the couch up right, now its time to make a vid.
snacked on some chips, found me a pimp, threw that thang down like i had to dip.

phone start buzzin’, dm from a dude,
said he like my style, said he like my mood.
told him to slide through, bring a lil' crew,
snappin all my pictures, yeah they all nude.

Bass start bumpin', we up in the spot,
bounce my ass so hard, I shake it like a knot.
shorty took a sip, then he took a seat,
shoved my ass in his face, him suckin on my meat

ending off the night, I had to say goodbye,
but not before getting some of his nut in my eye.
i walked my way home, onto my porcelain throne
went to sleep soundly in the arms of Tyrone.

Happy Valentines day babe, make this day special for me xoxo