Progreso de Jersey Chocolate Moo Cow en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 29 DIC 2018 a las 17:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 16:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 15:57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 7:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ENE 2019 a las 17:46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 17:22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ENE 2019 a las 17:21

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ENE 2019 a las 11:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2019 a las 18:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 14:27

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAR 2019 a las 19:07

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 18 NOV 2021 a las 11:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ENE 2019 a las 17:13

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV 2021 a las 13:39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 11:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 7:53

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 16 NOV 2021 a las 11:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ENE 2019 a las 17:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 17 MAR 2020 a las 13:49

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV 2021 a las 10:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAR 2019 a las 10:44

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 17 MAR 2020 a las 16:00

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 16:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ENE 2019 a las 17:19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ENE 2019 a las 15:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 11:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2019 a las 18:02

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAR 2019 a las 19:13

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 16:44

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 15:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2019 a las 18:10

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ENE 2019 a las 11:44

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 16 NOV 2021 a las 22:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 15:31

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 7:35

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ENE 2019 a las 18:15

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 29 DIC 2018 a las 17:25

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ENE 2019 a las 17:24

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 29 DIC 2018 a las 17:16

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 14 MAR 2020 a las 18:07

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 8:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 14 MAR 2020 a las 18:54

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ENE 2019 a las 13:11

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 11:55

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ENE 2019 a las 11:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 14 NOV 2021 a las 11:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 17 NOV 2021 a las 12:41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 14 NOV 2020 a las 17:48

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 14 MAR 2020 a las 18:17

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 14 MAR 2020 a las 18:22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 16 NOV 2021 a las 14:22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30