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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2018 o 17:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 16:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 15:57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 7:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 17 stycznia 2019 o 17:46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 17:22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 17 stycznia 2019 o 17:21

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 20 stycznia 2019 o 11:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 21 stycznia 2019 o 18:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 14:27

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 29 marca 2019 o 19:07

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 18 listopada 2021 o 11:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 15 stycznia 2019 o 17:13

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 15 listopada 2021 o 13:39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 11:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 7:53

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2021 o 11:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 19 stycznia 2019 o 17:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2020 o 13:49

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 15 listopada 2021 o 10:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 28 marca 2019 o 10:44

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2020 o 16:00

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 16:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 19 stycznia 2019 o 17:19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 22 stycznia 2019 o 15:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 11:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 21 stycznia 2019 o 18:02

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 29 marca 2019 o 19:13

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 16:44

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 15:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 21 stycznia 2019 o 18:10

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 20 stycznia 2019 o 11:44

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2021 o 22:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 15:31

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 7:35

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 21 stycznia 2019 o 18:15

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2018 o 17:25

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2019 o 17:24

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2018 o 17:16

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 14 marca 2020 o 18:07

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 8:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 14 marca 2020 o 18:54

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 19 stycznia 2019 o 13:11

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 11:55

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 20 stycznia 2019 o 11:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 14 listopada 2021 o 11:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 17 listopada 2021 o 12:41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 14 listopada 2020 o 17:48

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 14 marca 2020 o 18:17

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 14 marca 2020 o 18:22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2021 o 14:22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30