dude that pasta on 9th december I must have been drunk. Thats a funny one but in the middle I put my TF2 review. wtf

RUB MEH BEELLLEH!!!
People ask me how did I get so fat, hello I live in teh frigg'n snowy tundra >_< !
I love eatting anything I can get my pudgey little paws on, especially people who want to be eaten >:D . Feel free to add me if you want to RP or get some grub :)Also I should mention that I'm not on a lot so don't want you to expect me on everday ;P It's mainly cause I ate way to much and my belly is getting in the way of everything :)

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(1)Stuffed to the brim by a slime girl[√ ]
(2)Drink 5 gallons of melted butter[ ]
(3)Consume 25 people in one sitting [√]
(4)Get force fed an entire meal after eating a massive one [ ]

bro js a chill guy that likes to play dying light

my sweet honey bun

Alright mom, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play huntons jomp arond jomp realy hi jomp enomons s enomons take damog enemons no move jumpon hontons enemons chorgons boomons spitons jockons win gam ju ju ju ju uhjju play survons shot enamis no mis o r ded goed game am sereons. sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx