+rep. Pro hunter and cool person

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. Midna being a forty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
I see imp midna as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

dude that pasta on 9th december I must have been drunk. Thats a funny one but in the middle I put my TF2 review. wtf

RUB MEH BEELLLEH!!!
People ask me how did I get so fat, hello I live in teh frigg'n snowy tundra >_< !
I love eatting anything I can get my pudgey little paws on, especially people who want to be eaten >:D . Feel free to add me if you want to RP or get some grub :)Also I should mention that I'm not on a lot so don't want you to expect me on everday ;P It's mainly cause I ate way to much and my belly is getting in the way of everything :)

WISHLIST
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(1)Stuffed to the brim by a slime girl[√ ]
(2)Drink 5 gallons of melted butter[ ]
(3)Consume 25 people in one sitting [√]
(4)Get force fed an entire meal after eating a massive one [ ]

bro js a chill guy that likes to play dying light

my sweet honey bun