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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.5 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Feb, 2015 @ 9:52am

Early Access Review
+ Spawned on an Indonesian Island
+ Watch naked man steal my broken condom child
+ Build fortress on the beach
+ Get raided by hot nude bloody porn stars
+ Slaughter them
+ Build Efigy out of their limbs and heads
+ Kill bird and find out that I can't eat it
+ Find mysterious tunnel
+ Follow tunnel down to the porn stars lair
+ Find pale naked dudes sleeping
+ Go deeper in and find a eight-legged, arm swinging loose vagina monster, all loose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+ Get raped by it and lived only for 3 days

5/10: Could not eat birds but enjoyed gangbang
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2 Comments
SoDogeWow 4 Feb, 2017 @ 4:01pm 
This is a great review, it describes the game perfectly!
spJc 13 Feb, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
faggot