[HBM] TheCandy
Michael Perez   Honolulu, Hawaii, United States
 
 
Long story short...that pretty much sums it up.
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Babadoom 16 Jan @ 3:17pm 
good dinner. nice applesauce too
Babadoom 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm 
good dinner. nice applesauce too
[HBM] Reverend Cooters 19 Mar, 2019 @ 5:52pm 
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance.
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
“I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant peenis.”
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one
another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”
[HBM] Red Storm 10 Dec, 2017 @ 8:29am 
wHaT iS iT gOoD fOr
[HBM] TheCandy 16 Feb, 2012 @ 11:54pm 
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR??
Sir Psycho Sexy 14 Feb, 2012 @ 4:39pm 
WAR.... HUH....... YEAH,