Uncle Pain (Naked)
 
 
pulled back my foreskin and all I see is that chedda
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Hello all. Before adding me you must know this.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison, and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.
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Tom Cruise 18 Jan @ 9:15pm 
-rep tried to frick my dad
Tom Cruise 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19pm 
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fef 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47pm 
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athlete 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:44pm 
14 years of service.....thank you for your service....
Ratboy Genius 2 Apr, 2024 @ 12:51pm 
Are you a twink or a bear?