Umevol
Praise be
 
 
world's sanest yuri fan, merry christmas

happily married to kewpie mayonnaise of kewpie mayonnaise fame
Currently In-Game
Deep Rock Galactic
they have to be gay
there is no way they are not gay there is no straight explanation for this behavior they are holding hands they are lesbians no platonic relationships please stop sending me hetero ship art there aren't even any filthy men in the series they are gay they are not just good friends good friends don't act like this they are gay
Favorite Game
428
Hours played
120
Achievements
Favorite Group
Ume Appreciation Club - Public Group
let's grow old together :)
25
Members
2
In-Game
9
Online
10
In Chat
Recent Activity
895 hrs on record
last played on 16 Apr
595 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
1,355 hrs on record
last played on 16 Apr
Umevol 1 Apr @ 4:19pm 
your ass is not like a video game dan get your money up
Abadmovie 30 Mar @ 11:26pm 
My life is like a video game
Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl
Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy

I battle with the evil ways
I travel far and try and save
Sorry, but your princess isn't here
I take a rest, I push the pause
Level up and move along
In hopes that the next stage, I will clear
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ passed, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes
Looking for a better way to play it
Life is for keeping score and forevermore
Stop complaining and start changing it

Today I went to therapy
Told him my embarrassing
Issues that I'm having with my life (with my life)
He told me that I need to change
Life is not a video game
So stop playing and open up your eyes
Umevol 20 Mar @ 4:50pm 
Did you guys know this guy has autism. They didnt have to go to the doctor to get diagnosed for that, Ive known for 7 years.
Sayo 19 Mar @ 8:35pm 
Did you guys know this guy has autism. They didnt have to go to the doctor to get diagnosed for that, Ive known for 7 years.
Umevol 8 Mar @ 2:03pm 
not true I've been waiting for the batsign
Sayo 7 Mar @ 1:40pm 
This man hates watching dexter with me