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despair not! For though dark they stand,
all woods there be must end at last,
and see the open sun go past:
the setting sun, the rising sun,
the day's end, or the day begun.
For east or west all woods must fail ...
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
months. I just love debugging ;-)
(Linus Torvalds)
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Mal: "So why the big act? What was she after?"
Book: "Besides molesting innocent captains?"
Mal: "You want to stow it, preacher? We're in some peril here."
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
-- Sherlock Holmes
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