Playing with a hacking chlnk in hunt showdown. Mass report.

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-Rep After a good game of Dead by Daylight, i added her because she seemed like a cool chick. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship. I invited her to my house for a DBD lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life. When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched her and broke her ankles. Turns out she was a dude. Don't trust this guy.

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So I started dating this divorced mum who had a 5 or 6 year old crotch goblin, who was utterly convinced that his mommy and daddy where gonna get back together someday. Needless to say he didn't like me very much and basically turned into the antichrist whenever his mom wasn't looking, and did an irritatingly effective job of cockblocking me. So on one of the rare occasions when the walking, talking argument for pro choice was with his father, I took a piss in the bottom drawer of his dresser. His mom found it sometime later and confronted him about it. He told her it wasn't him and tried to blame me which caused his mom to go absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at him for lying (because who would ever believe that a grown ass man would piss in a kids dresser) and forced him to apologize to me for it. Long story short, he avoided me like the plague after that and I got to ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of his mom.

Hey so I happened to notice you're a girl gamer that plays Dead by Daylight so I just wanted to give you a few tips to help you start out

1) Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2) I'm Brian

3) Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D