Im drunk off your kiss For another night in a row This is becoming too routine for me But I didn't mean to lead you on And it's all right to pretend That we still talk It's just for show, isn't it? It's my fault that it fell apart Just maybe You need this And I didn't Mean to lead you on You were everything I wanted but I just can't finish what I've started. There's no room left here on my back It was damaged long ago Though you swear that you are true I'd still pick my friends over you My friends over you Please tell me everything, That you think that I should know About all the plans you made When I was no where to be found. And it's all right to forget That we still talk It's just for fun, isn't it?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Peter Capusotto y sus videos. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of rock clásico most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Capusotto’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from la falopa, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Peter Capusotto y sus videos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Micky Vainilla’s existential catchphrase “hay que matar a todos los negros,” which itself is a cryptic reference to el argentino promedio. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pedro Saborido’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

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Certa noite em campo grande
Eu dei a maior trepada
Com uma linda cuiabana
Da bunda avantajada

A trepada foi tão grande
Que eu acho que desmaiei
No outro dia cedinho só um bilhete encontrei
No bilhete ela dizia que ia me encontrar
Pra nos dar outra trepada
Quando eu fosse em Cuiabá

Peguei meu fuscão vermelho
E sai desesperado
Passei em Jaraguari, comi o ♥♥ de um viado
Comi outro em bandeirantes
E sai na correria
Chegando em São Gabriel
Enrabei uma guria
Rio verde e Coxim
Foi a maior ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Santa Elvira não parei
Juscimeira e Pedro Cipa

Chegando em Jaciara
Dei o maior show de pica
Na serra de São Vicente
Já estava bem escuro
Chegando em Cuiabá
Meu ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tava duro
Fui direto à casa dela
A mãe dela estava lá

A velhota não saia
E eu querendo trepar
E eu doido para comer
Aquela linda teteia
Nisso a mulher foi dormir
E e me surgiu uma ideia
Naquele tesão danado
Eu comi o ♥♥ da véia

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