The church bells echo through the horizon, the birds are churping for this wondrous event that is about to take place. And this event is the wedding two very special people in the world. Sam
And Kalel, though they are both men this has not stop them from showing their love and affection towards eachother,
they are both preparing in their quarters Sam in the brides quarters with his brides maids Kurthson and Wakim Kobs, and as the brides maids prepare Sam for the wedding they give sam words of praise and encouragement.

Kurthson: Its your time Sam! it's your wedding, one of the best events that could happen in a persons life sigh i wish i had a person to marry aswell.

~Kurthson says that while thinking about Wakim the one he wants to marry and grow old with~

Wakim: Kurthson is right sam its a joyous day, if youre having any thoughts that arent sitting right with your mind just tell us.
Were your brides maids after all.

~Wakim says to sam reassuringly~

Sam: I know guys what you think im feeling right now isnt sadness. Its joy since ive come so far i just cant comprehend it you know?
Weve been through a journey.... An adventure... It just makes me happy that weve reached this point in our lives guys

And while that was happening Kalel was in the grooms quarters with
James Stew and Ikin

Kalel: Well guys.... Today is the day! The day of my wedding with the love of my life Sam, i hope nothing goes wrong this day.

~Kalel says proudly to himself and the people in the room~

James: Youre right kreem, today really is the day. The day of your wedding with Sam. But i dont know why you married Sam, hes pretty easy peasy lemon squeazy you know Kalel.

~James says with confusion on how easy kid ended up marrying Kalel~

Ikin: Well Kurimu. I did not expect for things to end up as it is. But things simply cant be reversed, and i have to be here... So all i can say is congratulations on your goofy ass homosexual ass marriage, wouldve been better if you ended up with Dreamybull.

~Ikin says with a serious tone and in a monotone voice~

DIIIINNNGGGG DOOOOONNNGGG DIIIINNGGGG DOOOONNNNGGGGG

Kalel: Well it seems the wedding is about to start lets go guys, too bad Kiehl couldnt be here since hes with his wife Rukia Kuchiki.

James: Yep let's go.

Ikin: Indeed.

The wedding is starting and Kreem is waiting for his bride Sam as he walks with his stunning gown that catches everyones attention making Kalel fixated on his brides beauty making Kalel paralyzed by it so his best man Mee6 snaps him out of it.

Mee6: Snap out of it Kalel your too stunned by Sam's beauty

Kalel: Oh... my bad. I just cant help it Mee6, Sam's too beautiful

Mee6: Well just wait a bit longer you'll get some of that Sam bussy.

Kalel: W-w-w-w-w-whAT!! y-y-you pervert! Mee6, you know i dont swing like that.

~Kalel says as he was flustered by what Mee6 said~

Mee6: I know, i know im just playing wit chu bruh.

~Mee6 says with a gangsta ass accent~

Kalel: Aight.... bruh.

-Sam's getting closer. Oh i just cant wait to make my vows with him.-

And with each step Sam takes Kalel's heart beats faster as he cannot hold his excitement and happiness on what is happening right now.

-Sams mind: Everyones here to see me and Kalel's wedding, im so happy right now. And im also close to getting to Kalel, oh i bet he cant stop admiring me in this wedding gown.-

-Kalels mind: ♥♥♥♥ i cant stop admiring Sam in that wedding gown
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥....-

Sam reaches the altar with Kalel flustered by Sam's mere presence.
The priest makes his preparations and silences the people since it is about to start. And the ring bearer also arrives

(below is from kalels non canon rukia story bc mine is the canon one)

Priest: “Since it is your intention to enter the covenant of Holy Matrimony, join your right hands, and
declare your consent before God and his Church.

They join their right hands

Kalel: "I, Kalil, take you, Sam, to be my wife. I promise to be faithful to you,
in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love you and to honor you all the days of my
life.”

Sam gracefully replied.

Sam: “I, Sam , take you, kalil, to be my husband. I promise to be faithful to
you, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love you and to honor you all the days of
my life.”

PRIEST: “May the Lord in his kindness strengthen the consent you have declared before the Church and
graciously bring to fulfillment his blessings within you. What God has joined, let no one put asunder"

Kalel: "Sam... receive this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. In the name of the father,
and the son, and the holy spirit.”

[Groom places the ring on Bride’s finger]

Sam: “ Kalil.... receive this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. In the name of the father,
and the son, and the holy spirit.”

(above taken from kalels non canon rukia story since im too lazy to write that part)

And as Sam and Kreem have made their vows to eachother the priest gives them the cue to kiss eachother

Priest: And with that you may now kiss the bride!!!

As the priest pops a bottle of redhorse beer.

Sam and Kalel kiss for a total of 20 seconds. And the crowd cheers and celebrates.

Kurthson: Yeahhhhhh my beshie Sam finally got married to Kalel, Lets gooooooo!!!!

Wakim: (Completely not focused on the wedding at all and is watching a CSGO major).

Kiehl: Yeahhhh nice!!! Im still with my wife Rukia though lawl.

James: Yayyy!! the easy kid Sam is married to Kalel Wooohoo!!

Ikin: It seems that the bayots have finally kissed.

Sam and Kalel invite everyone outside the church where a lot of food is prepared for the guests. The day goes on and Kalel and Sam continue loving eachother until the terrorists actually planted a bomb under the table where the food is. But Kalel tries to defuse it so the bomb Inevitably explodes resulting in everyones death.

The End

Moral of the story. Always buy Defuse Kit guys, thats all i can say since defuse kit can save you rounds.