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Posted: 26 Mar, 2020 @ 5:05am
Updated: 8 Jan, 2021 @ 5:42pm

CS:GO Review
Things I gave to Counter Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter Strike gave me:
1. Back pain
2. Rage
3. hatred of Russians, Chinese and Russians
4. Broken Keyboard
5. Broken Mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server high ping
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Teammates
9. Classic hacking Competitive Matchmaking
10. "Ez Noob" Spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. FPS DROP
13. Enemy Spinning
14. 64 Tick Servers

Essentially - CS is a greedy women, but I love her all the time.

11/10 would play again never gets old
Cyka Blyat
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