Recent reviews by black lettuce

For 50 long years, i stalked the Canyon Household, it was great, untill i gave them poop water, then they got sick and died, and picked up by the dreaded herse, that night i cried,




i played too much of this game, oh, if only steam would count offline hours.

This DLC is the reason i have nightmares about Viking Conquest's AI

The AI cheats in anyway it can

Spears are OP when in the hands of the AI

I HAVE TO PAY MONEY TO BE JEWISH.

Made every Welsh person look like Elrond from Lord Of The Rings.

Singleplayer = Murder Simulation

Never make Condoms illegal, ever.

Wheres SPORE 2?

Better than air

This game doesn't work even with the patch i wasted $50 on this.
I cant even play it but everyone i know told me that everything is messed up and a few things dont even work, Dont buy this just Buy and play Civilization V

Its not like the old game infact everyrthing is small and very slow with gathering things and it just doesnt have that "Stronghold Feel" like the other games do and, i don't know if its me but i feel like a alot of things were taken out but in all this game isnt worth $49.99