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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3,080.6 hrs on record (210.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Mar, 2015 @ 8:42am
Updated: 25 Apr, 2015 @ 6:27pm

If your name is David, do not buy or play this game. Literally everyone on your friends list will say "Stop playing with yourself". My name is David, and boy do I know the feeling.

*EDIT* Turns out I love playing with myself.
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Clockwork 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm 
WTF THOSE HOURS
ALFARU 24 Jun, 2018 @ 12:50am 
You can drive my car I don't let nobody do that, you don't have to love me, I won't put you through that. I vibe with you. Somethings you just gotta leave in the past, because somethings never had a reason to last.
Germ 16 Jan, 2018 @ 4:38pm 
My name is David so imma pass.
Orrorin 12 Dec, 2017 @ 7:23am 
my name is David
呆唯糖 23 Nov, 2017 @ 8:28am 
So sad.
zombieassaultman 2 Oct, 2016 @ 1:16pm 
I sexually identify with this review.
PehhhpaPig 6 Aug, 2016 @ 6:23am 
I bought this game purely due to your playtime.
TEMPLAR-SAN (^VV^)~ 21 Dec, 2015 @ 6:07pm 
Hello David, Im going yo play this game too
david 23 Nov, 2015 @ 6:16am 
1,136.1 hours.
LOL
popcar2 17 Aug, 2015 @ 6:56am 
those hours... jesus...