Lt. Greensleeve Devilpants
Lt. Greensleeve Devilpants   United States
Level
15
Years of Service
850 XP
 
 
Follow my twitter and like my 3D eyelash page on Facebook.
1 like = 1 prayer.
#blessed #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get stitches. Sluts get cut.
You think you know me but you have no idea.
MySpace.com/therealme
I'd like to give a big shout out to my dad for not pulling out.

Rig
Graphics card: EVGA FTW 1080Ti
Processor: i7 7700k @ 5.1GHz
Motherboard: ASUS Maximus IX Formula
RAM: 32GB G. Skill TridentZ @ 3200MHz
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i GTX
SSD (OS): 512GB Samsung 960 Pro M.2
SSD (Data): 1TB Samsung 850 Pro

Displays
Monitor1: ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q @ 165Hz 2560x1440
Monitor2: ASUS VG27iHV @ 144Hz 1920x1080

Peripherals
Mouse: Logitech G900
Mousemat: 36" Reflex Lab
Keyboard: Logitech G610

Audio
Headset: Sony Z7
DAC: Schiit Modi 2 Uber
Headphone AMP: Schiit Valhalla 2
Speakers: Klipsch RP-150M Bookshelves
Stereo Amp: Nuforce DDA120

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Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Profile Awards  2
Badges  7
Games  146
Inventory   
Screenshots  15
Videos  33
Groups  4
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Infernal Lemming Legion
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Friends  68
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Recent Activity
198.8 hours past 2 weeks
8,698 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Videos 4
574 hrs on record
last played on 10 Dec, 2024
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
Achievement Progress   16 of 37
+11
1,310 hrs on record
last played on 4 Dec, 2024
Apex Legends
Achievement Progress   12 of 12
+7
Comments
Prvednik 4 Jan @ 6:43am 
accept my friend request please
404_Error 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32pm 
cheeky bastard, it may have worked, but that makes me no less pissed abt it
Rustoria | ✪ Arch 11 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm 
+rep nice profile😉
The Machine 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:14pm 
It has been 95 days since my last message. This terminally obese man pig has accumulated 8275 hours on CSGO, an increase of 475 hours.

475 hours represents 20.83% of 95 days.

Assuming this troglodyte sleeps, lets assume he is awake for 16 hours (8 hours of sleep).
This means 475 hours represents 31.25% of the past 95 days.

Lets also assume this silver peaked man child has a job. Thats another 8 hours, meaning 8 hours a weekday, 16 hours per weekend. (Total 968 hours in 95 days).
This means 475 hours represents 49.07% of this mans time.

You spend 49.07% of your free time playing counter strike global offensive.

The worst part, you aren't even good at it.
wee 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13pm 
what the machine said
The Machine 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm 
7800 hours on CSGO
4000 hours on Rust
2300 hours on CSS
1200 hours on Apex Legends
570 hours on PUBG
190 hours on Black Ops.

This mid-30 year old man has spent 16,060 hours on just these six individual games alone. That is 669 days. That is 1.8 years. Imagine you are strapped to your chair and you cannot get up or take any sort of break to eat or sleep for one entire day. Now imagine a week. Now imagine a month. Now imagine 6 months. Now imagine one year. This sad, sad human did that almost two times. Please for the love of god, look down at that fat sack of lard sticking out and do something about it