Distortoise
After a long fight, I have succumbed to becoming a weeb.   Australia
 
 
My wishlist is a joke for friends, no one man should want that much hentai . I also draw now and might put some of that stuff here, disregard my Poppy drawing I was very new and have improved greatly since then.

I am 19 now but can't be bothered updating my description from 2013, so feel free to read this relic below⏬

Sorry I will not be accepting any group requests for I am at 69, you may think that is immature, well half you stooges only talk about potatoes.

I am a super cool guy who does not enjoy most steam games. You will normally see me in a non-steam game or not online at all. Don't worry though! As a compulsive habit I will be sure to fill you in my adventures all the way with screenshots! So you will almost kinda sorta be part of the action. Watch this loveable personality Distortoise grow into borderline obsessive-compulsive photography disorder! :senpai: Mind the number on the right.

I enjoy graphic art and stuff like that when I'm bored. I want to learn how to make high quality games one day. P.S I suck at games but I still have fun playing :) <- Keeping that (From 2013)

My all time favourite game

Spore, I got it literally the day it was released.
I love the Spore mobile games and Nintendo titles too.

Darkspore < Let's forget that ever happened

My favourite band: Ninja Sex Party.
Starring Leigh Daniel Avidan half of Game Grumps.

My favourite song: Bad Day
And it always will be
Honorable mentions: Hallelujah ( Not the god awful original, the Shrek version ) The Gambler ( The song that plays when my grandpa calls me ) Empty Walls, Cigaro ( My chicken has a larger mass than yours ), Chop Suey.

My all time favourite movie: Curious George ( don't ask )

I cough a lot and are always sick! 2016 Update (Thankfully after much needed surgery this has been resolved)

Day I reached 1337 hours in Garry's Mod: 3/10/14

Day I reached 2000 hours in Garry's Mod: 23/10/17

Day I surpassed 3000 screenshots 17/08/2018






























I'm telling you guys that group on the right was just to get to 69 again, swearsies!

*cough*
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↓Features↓ ♦ Girl Kakashi? ♦ Particles and effects ♦ Slightly wavy hair ♦ Breathing and knife cleaning animation ♦ She blinks ♦ 1920 x 1080 Resolution ♦ Dynamic rain and reactive backpack cube thingy audio visualizer I wanted the audio visualizer in this o
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I can't beat the shit out of you.
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My Emoticon Collection
:first_star::bbtgem::nisha::Finger::vault::8bitheart::ccskull::trolol::csgogun::csgohelmet::coolthulhu::happycthulhu::sadcthulhu::emofdr::dsfight::excitebox::senpai::gmod:
:maaad::lcrown::fire::gordon::ipot::sadelf::InjusticeJoker::ManOnFire::Miller::Ocelot::VSnake::dynamite::mcpixel::money::sad_creep::pushpin::p2orange::DSATwoHanded:
:supplies::headstone::BillyHatcher::Dog::ss13heart::pokerchips::demoticon::jarate::sentry::spycon::smile::swapperorb::Corpus::Grineer::LotusFlower::headstone::BillyHatcher::rk_cyclops:
:rk_goblin::chesto::ralphsmile::Djoe::iibubble::frogzone::Graven::dsfight::DOPPLEGANGER::Pterodactyl::estusempty::greatwhite::csgostar::scimitar::bbtcat::bsaawa::csgoglobe::transgender:
:UltimateRaccoon::UltimateSquirrel::UltimateChameleon::happyquill::lolFumi::madNina::shockedIro::ape::eagleangry::eaglederp::eaglegag::eaglegrin::eagletear::luv::sheephappy:

Steam Defaults

:steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:

Summer Emoticons

:2016butterfly::2016roasted::2016skull::2016watermelon::2016weiner::2016yeti::blueteam::pinkteam::plane::D::2017stickytube::2017stickyorange::2017cat::2017eyeball::2017meatball::2017tp::2018salienbeast2::2018ship:
:2018salienbeast1::2018saliengoo2::2018salienpsychic::2018saliengoo1:

Winter Emoticons

:cozybrawlhalla2::cozybrawlhalla3::cozybrawlhalla5::cozybrawlhalla7::cozydarkseer::cozyhitman2::cozyklei::cozynms::cozyovercooked2::cozypoesad::cozypoevaal::cozypoewitch::cozyps2nc::cozyrealmroyale::cozyroe3::cozywolfensteinII::cozywowscap::cozywowsship:

Spring Emoticons

:cleanhourglass::cleankey::dustpan::featherduster: Spring is kind of lame...

Personal Favourites

:coolthulhu::sadcthulhu::demoticon::senpai:
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Desired 7. bře. 2022 v 8.40 
liked but what is the music in the background
fumaGO 2. srp. 2018 v 4.37 
Hi Distortoise, would be interested in one your pictures of your TF2 Guide. I have sent you a friend request. Best Regards Werner
Walmart Guy 31. pro. 2017 v 23.03 
:health::mis::bears:Happy New Year!!! 🎈🎊🎆 🎉
Distortoise 24. pro. 2017 v 16.05 
Thank you!
Walmart Guy 24. pro. 2017 v 15.42 
🎉Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 🎊
GumnutMrKick 3. pro. 2017 v 22.58 
-rep hahaha