Seneste anmeldelser af history's greatest monster

if this game adds the ability to make fentanyl alongside the loud fecal-derived alcohol mashing/fermentation in my ♥♥♥♥ apartment that my neighbors have to listen to, then it will become the best game of all time

the kind of game that gives you brain trauma/dementia because its a 3do game but its the good kind of brain trauma/dementia

pokemon but awesome

best thing to come out of EA in years, 110% worth the buy

though i will admit this bit from fresh prince (1:25) comes to mind whenever i see hammond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbxKmGxfww

i hate this game, its great!

i was fighting some bandits to clear the great swamps when one of my clear sky buddies suddenly screamed "EAT THIS YOU NAZIS!!!" while throwing a grenade and getting up out of cover.

he got shot in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head for standing up from his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ barricade and dropped his grenade which took out all his buddies around him, leaving me alone to take on the 5 bandits with my pmm and crappy sawed off shotgun. I didn't survive and had to start back at the very beginning because i forgot to save.

10/10

despite what the setting, accents, characters, events, languages, events, story, items, and time period tell you, this game is a much more accurate representation of gary indiana rather than some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fogged polluted elderly island-state

don't miss out on playing this absolute legend of a game

but watch a tutorial on the controls or something if the only games you've played before this were made after 1999 or you'll probably rip your hair out and leave a scathing negative review about how the game sucks and is dated

so if you watch a video of the gameplay and interface on youtube and don't like what you see, you probably shouldn't bother unless you're a sucker for punishment and figuring out (admittedly) convoluted control schemes

but if any of that doesn't apply to you, just buy it, its only 10 dollars and probably goes on sale for far less

like thief 1 but more and no thief's guild mission so immediately 100000% better

pretty got damn good