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88.7 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
Don't do it, don't fall into this trap, heed my warning!

My poor friend was a normal man with a normal dream... But now... He is a shell of his past self, he plays destiny 2 all day, from dawn to dusk, from the moment he wakes to the moment he flakes. I don't even rememver the him from before, but i'm sure, extremely sure that he was not like this.

Oh may the gods forgive his soul and yours too if you've already been... Corrupted...
Posted 6 August, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
Please make it so that you can bind some commands to mouse buttons, I've got a broken arm and can't reach that far out with my left hand, so i need to shift some weight onto my right hand and don't want to learn to use the keypad as a method for that. Why the hell do some games just not have support for he mouse? Seriusly i have seen so many games like that, yeah you're not intended to use the mouse but it is not my fault that my left hand is broken. PLEASE.
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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64.5 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
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It will be reaaaaal good, love what the developers have been doing with the game and i'm exited to see what's next. BUT they will need to add a LOOOOT of stuff to really make this game what it deserves to be.
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
41.9 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
Rise and shine, mr Scug, rise and shine. Not that i wish to imply that you have starved. No creature is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort of yours would have gone to waste untill... Well, let's just say a red spider is near. The right spear in the wrong place can make all the difference between life and death. So wake up, mr Scug, wake up and... smell the moist.
Posted 20 September, 2023.
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321.6 hrs on record (215.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing this game i can say that i have left the mortal plane in which you commoners reside and am now in a state of godhood. No one can stop me anymore as I am now one with the universe. Watch carefuly, mortals, as I will be the last thing you see. ULTRAKILL is me and I am ULTRAKILL.

Yeah it's a pretty good MACHINE THAT TRONSFORMS YOU INTO A GOD LIKE BEING OF DOOM.
Posted 28 July, 2023.
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576.7 hrs on record (280.7 hrs at review time)
Don't forget to download 30 GB of addons for your friends to download when joining you!
Posted 5 July, 2022.
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17.2 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
GOOD GAME BUT ALSO THIS GAME SUCKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ITS TOO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND I'M SOME PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:(
Posted 2 February, 2022.
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11.7 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
very very very very very clever, i like how it fits in the actual canon story :)
Posted 22 August, 2021.
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969.8 hrs on record
I have played this game for almost 1.000 hours, it has been my most played game on steam for as far as i can remember, i've met incredible people just playing casually, and after all this time i feel like those hours have been wasted. The game runs horribly (I have a mid tier PC, mind you) and the updates are extremely annoying, not adding new content but simply bloating the size of the game in GB EACH UPDATE, at this point i'm starting to consider uninstalling the game since i have no reason to play the game anymore, each year the game gets more and more dysfunctional and this supposed "timeless masterpiece" is starting to REALLY show it's age. This game is OLD: the graphics are poor, performance is poor, visual glitches are everywhere and the limits of the source engine are making themselves very obvious, especially performance wise. Overall, the game has gone from a 10/10 game with constant updates to a 4/10 game with constant patches. This game is long gone, the only changes that could save this game and kick it back to being one of the top games on steam are so dramatic that they would need to change the name of the game to Team Fortress 2.5, if they really don't want to go as far to remake the game entirely and call it TF3 (the easier option).
Posted 7 March, 2021. Last edited 21 October, 2025.
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55.4 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
everything
Posted 15 February, 2020.
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