o mother god, i have sinned greatly. please forgive me,
for using Custom Player Textures to gain an unfair advantage in insurgency,
for routinely killing friendlies on 2fort, even by placing stickies inside the Rick May statue,
for being scammed out of my brother's Gut Knife | Crimson Web (Field-Tested),
for publishing several Gmod maps that use ai-generated textures,
for deleting my one and only Headless Horsemann's Head,
and for making twinky sex noises when i am killed in TTT.
in Gaben's name, amen.