You know who's refrigerator is running? (Spoiler, it's mine)

The real Slim Shady were the friends we made along the way

the joker is so insanely crazy that crazy frog wouldn't be crazy frog to the joker it would just be normal frog that's how crazy the joker is.

HOMAR SIMPZON

my wife left me for a 42 year old dude named grongle reepnus who drinks RC cola and complains about losing a game of halo wars 2 in 2019. pretty reasonable honestly

(insert funny joke here)

back in uni they used to call me root canal

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!.