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I now pronounce you husband and wife...
Outside
DONKEY
They're at the altar.
Inside
PRIEST
...king and queen.
Outside
Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
SHREK
Oh, for the love of Pete!
He runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard.
INSIDE CHURCH
SHREK
(running toward the alter) I object!
Shrek?
The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek.
FARQUAAD
Oh, now what does he want?
SHREK
(to congregation as he reaches the front
of the Church) Hi, everyone. Havin'
a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first
of all. Very clean.
What are you doing here?
SHREK
Really, it's rude enough being alive
when no one wants you, but showing up
uninvited to a wedding...
SHREK
Fiona! I need to talk to you.
(to congregation as he reaches the front
of the Church) Hi, everyone. Havin'
a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first
of all. Very clean.
FIONA
What are you doing here?
SHREK
Really, it's rude enough being alive
when no one wants you, but showing up
uninvited to a wedding...
SHREK
Fiona! I need to talk to you.