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Dick Long   South Africa
 
 
Santa is technically just a christmas cracker
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malakia 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:43 
Enjoy the ending of shrek
peeb4yougotobed 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:42 
PRIEST
I now pronounce you husband and wife...


Outside

DONKEY
They're at the altar.

Inside

PRIEST
...king and queen.

Outside
peeb4yougotobed 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:41 
DONKEY
Mother Fletcher! He already said it.


SHREK
Oh, for the love of Pete!

He runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard.


INSIDE CHURCH

SHREK
(running toward the alter) I object!
peeb4yougotobed 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:41 
FIONA
Shrek?

The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek.

FARQUAAD
Oh, now what does he want?

SHREK
(to congregation as he reaches the front
of the Church) Hi, everyone. Havin'
a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first
of all. Very clean.
peeb4yougotobed 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:40 
FIONA
What are you doing here?

SHREK
Really, it's rude enough being alive
when no one wants you, but showing up
uninvited to a wedding...

SHREK
Fiona! I need to talk to you.
peeb4yougotobed 2024 年 3 月 28 日 上午 8:40 
SHREK
(to congregation as he reaches the front
of the Church) Hi, everyone. Havin'
a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first
of all. Very clean.

FIONA
What are you doing here?

SHREK
Really, it's rude enough being alive
when no one wants you, but showing up
uninvited to a wedding...

SHREK
Fiona! I need to talk to you.