I was playing my lute to a bunch of heavily-armoured warriors who had paused in their murder of each other to listen to some medieval classics such as Africa by Toto. They really appreciated my music.

Then another bard came up to me and started playing. I was not happy, so I beat him to death with my lute. I then played All Star while everyone cheered his death and kicked his corpse around.

10/10 experience.

I was playing my lute to a bunch of heavily-armoured warriors who had paused in their murder of each other to listen to some medieval classics such as Africa by Toto. They really appreciated my music. Then another bard came up to me and started playing. I was not happy, so I beat him to death with my lute. I then played All Star while everyone cheered his death and kicked his corpse around. 10/10 experience.