This review answered all my questions.

well well this got 69% helpful do think that fits this review..

Fuck this guy, and everybody who rates lame trash like this up. You are children..

This guy has less than 3 hours on the record and yet his "review" is one of the top ones... really, guys, how can he know if the game is good or not? It might just as well turn to shit soon after where he left it.

lol was wondering what else happned with different choices :)

Funny I talked to the shopkeeper first and she asked me if I should let him steal it because she saw him just staring at her (she knew what he was up to). I said "you know what they say about giving a man a fish"... He went hungry but stayed out of jail. Love this game.

I would have gotten the game just because of this.. If I did not have it already :).
I miss things like this in games! *dances*

So many people with their panties in a knot. This review made me wanna buy the game. The reviews that are a book long did a good job, but this one is the seller. Funny and informitive in its own way.

This joke died 3 years ago, THREE YEARS. Grow up.

"I found this funny and informative. Not only does it illustrate how open the world is to your actions but it also does it in a funny one liner. Well played spuff64, well played."

-Kayden



Looking at the bright side of a rather shitty joke review.