Keith Davids prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2017 @ 16:15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 1 nov, 2017 @ 15:03

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2017 @ 16:25

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 8 apr, 2021 @ 17:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 23 okt, 2020 @ 16:44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 22:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 23:45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 1:37

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 14:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 15:57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2020 @ 1:42

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2020 @ 7:05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 23:53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 13:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 10:47

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 0:39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 1:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 9:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 23 okt, 2020 @ 15:56

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2020 @ 12:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 1:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2020 @ 7:48

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 23 okt, 2020 @ 17:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 23 okt, 2020 @ 15:13

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 0:30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 14:40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 14:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2020 @ 5:54

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 6 nov, 2020 @ 3:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2017 @ 16:25

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 14:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 10 feb, 2018 @ 7:13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 1:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 15:42

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 9:24

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 6 nov, 2020 @ 4:07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2017 @ 16:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 22:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 16:44

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 10 feb, 2018 @ 6:54

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 10 feb, 2018 @ 7:20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 10 feb, 2018 @ 7:02

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 16:43

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 0:49

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 6 nov, 2020 @ 3:46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2017 @ 16:17

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 2:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 13:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 6 nov, 2020 @ 4:20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 29 okt, 2020 @ 10:19

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 24 okt, 2020 @ 23:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 30 okt, 2020 @ 7:08

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2020 @ 11:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 5 nov, 2020 @ 9:25

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 4 nov, 2020 @ 11:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 25 okt, 2020 @ 16:07

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

490 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30