Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Keith David w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 16:15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 1 listopada 2017 o 15:03

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 16:25

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 8 kwietnia 2021 o 17:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2020 o 16:44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 22:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 23:45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 1:37

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 14:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 15:57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 30 października 2020 o 1:42

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 30 października 2020 o 7:05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 23:53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 13:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 10:47

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 0:39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 1:05

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 9:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2020 o 15:56

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2020 o 12:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 1:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 30 października 2020 o 7:48

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2020 o 17:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2020 o 15:13

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 0:30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 14:40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 14:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 30 października 2020 o 5:54

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 6 listopada 2020 o 3:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 16:25

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 14:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2018 o 7:13

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 1:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 15:42

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 9:24

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 6 listopada 2020 o 4:07

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 16:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 22:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 16:44

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2018 o 6:54

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2018 o 7:20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2018 o 7:02

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 16:43

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 0:49

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 6 listopada 2020 o 3:46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 16:17

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 2:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 13:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 6 listopada 2020 o 4:20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 29 października 2020 o 10:19

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 24 października 2020 o 23:04

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 30 października 2020 o 7:08

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2020 o 11:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 5 listopada 2020 o 9:25

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2020 o 11:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2020 o 16:07

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

490 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30