Major\Minor has what might be the worst story I've ever seen. This isn't hyperbole, I literally can't think of another story in any medium with more unlikable characters and a more incomprehensible and poorly written plot, by someone we know to be a native English speaker. It does things wrong you didn't even know could be done wrong.

These aren't just highlights either. Basically every scene is insane, and it only gets dumber as you progress. Playing the game for the first time, every time something particularly stupid happened I thought to myself "well it can't get worse" only to be proven wrong minutes later. There's a scene where a band manager fills a convention center with bombs claiming it's to protect his band and tells the press this in person, and that's only halfway through the game. There's another scene where this king character stabs himself with a scepter, and it's literally never elaborted upon why.

This dude is the spoon

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