hey,

getting the vaccine made me realize how i want another shot with you. choosing between pfizer and moderna wasn't easy, but i don't think i can pick anyone over you. i might have antibodies now, but your body was the only one i ever loved. you don't have to reply.

i'm god's moosiest pussiest soldier, not his strongest. my p*ssy is too fat, wet, and juicy to be dealing with these trails and tribulations like this

i fart and i forget.
i pee and i remember.
i poop and i understand.

just some daily stretches...

wtf a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me i needed to isolate immediately through xmas cuz they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a great personality and a big fat juicy a$$. send this to 5 ho ho hoes you think might also have been infected.

🌎happy traveler <3
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