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Primary Breadloser 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

hey,

getting the vaccine made me realize how i want another shot with you. choosing between pfizer and moderna wasn't easy, but i don't think i can pick anyone over you. i might have antibodies now, but your body was the only one i ever loved. you don't have to reply.

Primary Breadloser 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

i'm god's moosiest pussiest soldier, not his strongest. my p*ssy is too fat, wet, and juicy to be dealing with these trails and tribulations like this

Primary Breadloser 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm

i fart and i forget.
i pee and i remember.
i poop and i understand.

Aqua 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm

just some daily stretches...

Primary Breadloser 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53am

wtf a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me i needed to isolate immediately through xmas cuz they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a great personality and a big fat juicy a$$. send this to 5 ho ho hoes you think might also have been infected.

Paleee 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

🌎happy traveler <3
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Shark 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

+uwu

Primary Breadloser 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

can i get mccock burger with extra f*ck sauce, 12pc dicken nuggets, and a yummy cummy shake?

Paleee 14 Jul, 2021 @ 1:33am

A reminder:
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Primary Breadloser 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:43pm

The 💦cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥. My 👨‍👨‍👧 daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can ♥♥♥♥ you in over seven 💯hundred💯 ways💯, and that’s just with their ☝️🏻fingers☝️🏻 and tongues👅👅. Not only are they extensively trained in bareback🍆 intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex 😈closet in my dungeon😈 and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue🤐. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. My 👨‍👨‍👧daddies👨‍👨‍👧 will squirt cummies💦💦 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥🖕🏻🖕🏻.

Primary Breadloser 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:43pm

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my daddy😡😡, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies💋 , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦. He is trained in sexual💙 warfare and he is the top 🍆💦squirter💦 in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will ♥♥♥♥ you the ♥♥♥♥ up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth🌎, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying ♥♥♥♥ about my ❤️daddy❤️ over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting📞 my secret network of daddies👨‍👨‍👧 across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy💦 storm, maggot.

Primary Breadloser 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:42pm

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Primary Breadloser 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:41pm

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Aqua 10 Jul, 2019 @ 4:38am

remember what happened to him in the last episode? STOP IT WITH THE THIRSTS NOW ♥♥♥♥♥

Primary Breadloser 9 Jul, 2019 @ 9:03pm

hopper is definitely a creampie expert. just saying

Primary Breadloser 9 Jul, 2019 @ 9:02pm

hopper is definitely a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ destroyer. just saying

Primary Breadloser 9 Jul, 2019 @ 9:01pm

hopper is definitely good at sex. just saying

Primary Breadloser 9 Jul, 2019 @ 9:00pm

hopper is definitely 10in or bigger. just saying

Aqua 9 Jul, 2019 @ 3:50am

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