Recent reviews by jack shedskin

I can sense the devil strongly in this one. In every single run I can feel as if I am encumbered by the thoughts of what appears to be him. No greater virtual demon has ever been unleashed before my mind, eyes, mind, heart, eyes and soul, It asks for more than we could ever offer; which is where the suffering stems most from. It whispers to you directly; without any intermediary whatsoever. His voice so grotesque and morbid. Amongst those slow, soul-wrenching, wound-salting moments of torment you could only have thoughts to think, and no medium of output. The noises bounce around the fleshy walls of your mind like sharp daggers, on each wall like trampolines, instigating an oozing wound each time but simultaneously increasing in velocity towards the opposing direction, repeating the cycle, hoping and hoping in each bounce that maybe, just maybe, in one of those wounds there exists the gift of mercy in the form of an exit.

there and there, ehhh, it's got some performance issues but i've got high hopes for more to come. I love fish, people, diving headfirst into dirt, and most importantly; gambling. Trust me when I say i'm going to spend so much time on this

I love this game so much but i can't help but think how they should've ported it better, nonetheless it's an amazing game and story and you should probably try it :)

This is the best game that has ever been made, no doubt, no malice. This is it, the best game ever. That's it

8.9/10 ...Bioshock Infinite is a great game. The message of the story and the ideologies that are exercised, kinda… flew over my head. I don’t really care. I’ve heard a ton of critiques from fans about what ideas the game’s trying to deliver and that it is stupid yadda yadda yadda communists and racists are bad and then massacre an entire building but when and where else are ya gonna embark on a trip through a flying Columbia in the 1900s as an antichrist slowly destroying everything in sight with a lanchester or a mauser and like, 15 random flavors of coke in a bottle with each one giving you different cocaine effects. I think it’s fun honestly and I think everybody else thinks that way too,, and if you’d try to elaborate to me on why it’s got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ narrative, I think then I’d think that way too. Don't let that stuff get too much into your head, you’d want to peck dudes with bloodthirsty crows too I think
You seen that one video where anna’s like booker catch and then booker catches the shotgun she threw and then it cuts right to a clip of a chicken getting shot

everything is slippery. i hate it here . how did osha approve of this

Absolutely disgusting and gut-wrenching game, horrible. 10/10

10/10,,,, The entire thing is great! it's awesome! Great characters; i want to hug stupid moron wheatley. glados is hot. chell needs to take a bath. Cave Johnson is real and his name is John Mcafee, besides developing an antivirus everybody hates he also probably faked his own death. stuff that Johnson would probably do if he was real. etc. they are so funny. their interactions are so..........!!! I yearn for their interactions. i fanboy over this game. please excuse me
The environment and art direction,,, overgrowth and unkemptness and the slow rotting of clean facilities, nature, slowly, brutally taking over complex human creation over possibly thousands of years, putting mold, leaves, and vines in every gap and crevice mother nature could behold... and the transition between modern aperture and 70's era aperture is just so..! mmmngh! they do it so well.., oh this game doesn't belong in a museum- everybody knows portal! It belongs in a time capsule for generations to enjoy........ it's such a cute game

It’s fun. As a person who had spent all his childhood years playing alone, I don’t think you’d ever get bored of Garry’s mod if great addons were abundant all the time. I get bored easily, and I think fun addons would last for like. two days tops. until I get another one. Now, this is only my opinion. I, forgot friends were a feature. but that didn’t matter much because nobody I knew back then had garry’s mod. I could’ve just gone on online multiplayer but my place doesn’t know good internet. Also i couldn't play without crashing sometimes 20 minutes in for some reason
The last thing I remember doing here is driving around some big town with a dam in it with an 80’s playlist in the background, good times. Wish I had friends with swell frequencies and games that I had.

Alexa this is so sad play poison by bell biv devoe

I have never beaten this game sorry