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they all broke out laughing…

but I wasn’t laughing. I switched it to plasma beam and cut them all in half. Then I kicked down the door they were guarding. Inside, chained up and naked, was a beautiful woman.

“I’m the princess of europe” she said. I un-chained her and we made love on the corpses of our enemies.

“Marry me and become the king of europe” she said as we were escaping.

“Maybe next time.” I replied

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“You are. It’s a boy. You’re welcome”

I dropped her off at her castle then went home, to America and a heroes welcome where everyone clapped and I’ve been president ever since.

Is that a serrated blade, two dagger blades, several different types of shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, two saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, tuning fork, pens and mechanical pencils, mirror, straight razor, a functional .22-caliber five-shot pinfire revolver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?