Recent reviews by Sizemore

Dafuq is up with this game taking up so much hard drive space???

Great over the top fun, story sucks a little since half of the story missions are just side mission ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that don't affect anything. I like the character customization, you are not stuck with a male or a female. You can make yourself a meathead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or a fat piece of ♥♥♥♥ that looks like human Jabba The Hutt and go kick some ass. Character customization is always a plus in these sandbox/open world games. Graphics are pretty good too, altough it lags quite a bit. But that might be because my PC processor is a stinkin' pile of feces.

Great idea, but got boring for me. The shooting doesn't really pack a punch enough for me, and every heist tends to go down the same way. You try to go in stealthy as long as you can and then ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan and you shoot the amount of cops that would be enough to fill 10 000 police departments. An open world, where you go recruit people and plan your ♥♥♥♥ and get your gear from various places would be nice. And that you could like scope out the joint that you are going to rob and make notes off it. And then you could improve your character so he has faster reload, and can crack safes easier and hack all those security ♥♥♥♥ much faster.

Remember playing a demo of this on Playstation 1 back in the day. And i remember that it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard back then and during that demo i already died like a million times. Wonder how many times i will die when i start playing the full game.

So i heard this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ classic and where Valve got their inspiration for Glados, you know, the robot/A.I giving you ♥♥♥♥ for the duration of the game untill you kick it's ass. Gotta go play it some time.

It is kind of an big ♥♥♥♥ YOU to the game industry, making jokes about this DLC ♥♥♥♥. Anyway got stuck at one point and said ♥♥♥♥ it, never went back to this game. I bet it might be fun.

I heard this game is going to take up all of your time. Where do i find the time to go and chase some piece of tail if i get immersed in the world of Skyrim?

EDIT: It was fun

Great art style here, but dunno why they used anime style cutscenes. The parkour feels nice, the shooting mechanics feel kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but that's not the point. Didn't take long to finish the game, could have been a little longer and used a better story.

Tries to do things a little different than usual. Multiplayer has overpowered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in it, guess it has become a tradition after the cluster♥♥♥♥ multiplayer that was MW2. Zombies might be good, never gave a flying eff about that, already got Left 4 Dead and Killing Floor if i want to blast some of them away. And yeah they are specimen in Killing Floor but basically they are the same ♥♥♥♥. Got boring after a while, never happened with MW2 and MW3, although both of them have ridicilous amount of B.S in their multiplayer. Patiently waiting to see if COD Ghosts can reduce the bs-factor in it's multiplayer.

Nice graphics and a bunch of stuff to do after the main story. Plus the hand to hand combat is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome and it never gets old. Buy the DLC if you want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up costumes and some bonus attributes. And plus points for having Trivium and Machine Head in the soundtrack.