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16.9 hrs last two weeks / 141.5 hrs on record (55.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Mar @ 6:19pm

Early Access Review
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - "10/10 Would Get Ambushed Again"

Ah yes, The Isle: Evrima—the one game where you can go from apex predator to sad little corpse in under 30 seconds. From the moment I hatched as a baby raptor, I knew my life's purpose: to spend three hours growing, only to get violently mauled by a pack of gremlin-screeching Utahraptors the moment I step out of the bushes.

Survival mechanics are top-notch:
✔️ Spend half an hour sneaking around just to get jump-scared by a bush.
✔️ Finally catch a fish—just for a croc to yeet you into the shadow realm.
✔️ Make friends with another dino? Haha, betrayal is inevitable.
✔️ Try to sleep in a safe spot? Raptors found you. Time to die.

But despite the betrayals, the hunger, and the endless "friendly" Omniraptors that turn into murder machines, I keep coming back for more. The graphics? Stunning. The sounds? Terrifying. The thrill of surviving longer than 10 minutes? Unmatched.

Would I recommend this game? Absolutely. But only if you're ready to accept that you are not the main character—you're just another snack in the food chain.

Final Verdict:
🎵 "HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND" 🎵 but with 90% more Utahraptor screeching.
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