First, I don't want anyone to say that I haven't researched this well enough, or haven't checked my sources, so during the entire writing process, I have been wearing anal beads, which vibrate at varying speeds. During this time, I have not lost a single game of chess at the grandmaster level. That may be because I haven't played any games at grandmaster level, but I just think the beads are working.

Second, some of you may be worried that I'm not going to approach this seriously, and will spend a lot of time making anal jokes. You're absolutely correct. This writeup will be absolutely stuffed as I jam them in for your pleasure. But I also cover all the boring non-butt stuff as well, so you can stick around for that.

+rep true brexit geezah

Thanks monkey

don’t 👏🏼 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼

+rep watch me on monday with pistols

+rep will trade Knives for sloppy BJs