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ㅤ* A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from. "Follow me", he says and off they fly over hills, over rivers and into a dark forest. "See that tree over there", he says. "WELL I DIDN'T!!".
ㅤ* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
ㅤ* If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!