I once dated a girl who had a twin. People always asked me how I could tell them apart. It was pretty simple, Rachel always painted her nails purple and Dave had a c0ck.

It is good to meet a girl in the park, but even better to park your meat in a girl.

Did you ever grow things in the garden of your MIND?!?!?!?!
You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind.
It's good to think about things in the garden of your mind.
Let's give the fish some food.

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

Welcome to the jungle, b1tch.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

Well, that depends on who breaks first, me or the titty.

THIS FU*KIN JIZZ WIZARD'S GOT WORSE AIM THAN HELEN KELLER PLAYING CALL OF DUTY BUD

We out here grindin on boys

may the dogs pee ever on your bagel -drunk katniss

Yung chop on tha beet

Keep your pants dry and dreams wet. Remember kids, drugs not hugs.